Would you let this person into your country?

I lost my passport returning to the UK just after my birthday trip - somehow I managed to loose it between immigration and getting into the car - so I need a new one. It expired anyway in June, so am trying to get the Passport Office to issue me with a replacement/renewal. Complex. The form doesn't like anything to be out of the ordinary, so am half expecting to have to send in loads of documentation, or worst case scenario - be dragged up to Liverpool to see them. I have just been to have my photos countersigned ['cos its a 'lost' passport, not just a renewal...], and my friend has been very rude about them. He threatened to put " I have know this old bat for nearly 40 years - and her hair isn't really that colour at all" on the back... Just wait until he wants me to countersign his photos next year... They are dreadful photos though - but I have yet to see a decent passport photo - so I will just scowl at immigration officers as I go through to make myself look like my photo!
So, lets hope I get a new passport soon, as just the thought of NOT being able to leave the country if I wanted or needed to is not a pleasant one.