Sunday, October 02, 2005

Crisis of the week

Tragedy has struck Santa - Rudolph, his reindeer has been killed.
The Sunday Times reported that the Danish Air Force have owned up to causing Rudolph to have a heart attack, after low flying F-16 jets were in the area. An air force spokesman said " we got a letter from Santa complaining about his reindeer's death and took it seriously. We are more than happy to pay [for a new reindeer] if it means children around the world will get their presents".

I am so pleased to hear that - how would we explain to all the children that Santa couldn't come because he hadn't got Rudolph to lead the way!!

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