My role in life

Wandering around the shops after coffee while waiting to hear that the friend had arrived from London, Patrick found this teeshirt - luckily they all come in rather small in that shop so there is no chance I will ever have to wear it - but it really does sum up my role in his life - just as well he couldn't find one that said "S is for Sugarmummy", as I do act as his personal bank frequently. The things I do...