Kamikaze pigeon

Had to go and get some new batteries for the door blipper for my car - driving back this pigeon was sauntering up the middle of the road as if he owned it. I assumed he would just fly away as I drove towards him - but no, he just gave me the evil eye and carried on walking up the road. I didn't run him over, even though I am not a fan of pigeons - as you just have to admire his nerve in defying a large piece of metal 50 times his size!